Lily (8 yrs old) meets a friend soaking in a hot tub in Montana
Lily: Hi, what's your name?
D: D, what's yours?
Lily: My name is Lily. I live in New York City, where do you live?
D: Laguna Beach
Lily: Well, in New York there's lot of garbage and it's really dirty, and we live next store to a bagel shop. Do you know what a bagel is?
Dad: (Embarrassed and trying not to laugh too hard)